{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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